January 2012
Oh my god Tom in last night’s Parks and Rec when they’re bowling and Ron smashes his finger I can’t breathe.
Jacob is coming today to stay the weekend and I am so excited and have a million things to do before he gets here and I don’t know how I’ll make it through classes alsdkjfalksj.
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Person: Sigh
Tumblr: Do you realize how offensive that is? Seriously go ahead and tell me if you do. Let me answer that you stupid white privileged heterosexual male, you don't. See people like you have never even taken the time to research the fact that there are people that cannot in fact sigh. This is the kind of ableism that makes it look like we still live in the 50's or some shit. What's next, you want to go out and lynch some PoC's with your drinking buddies? Some people are bound to iron lungs and cannot sigh even if they wanted to. You can deny your privilege of being able to sigh all you want but it will only make you look more like a privilege denying asshole. People like you make me sick. Sometimes I have no faith for this country.
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Caroline’s tips for getting dressed: wear about ten different shirts at once.
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fapitalism:
IT’S TIME FOR THE MOMENT YOU’VE BEEN...
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What if I just decided to do a pompadour tomorrow.
What if.
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Things that are unfortunate: when it is fucking pouring rain the one morning that I have to wake up at 4:30 and walk through the cold and wet to get to work.
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Dear time: please just let Friday hurry up so I can see Jacob and maybe give him a wet willy.
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I have to come up with three story ideas for my reporting class before Wednesday, post them on the course blog, and comment on the ideas of two of my classmates. I have no fucking clue what to write about. I was thinking maybe write about how many students actually use the birth control available on campus? I dunno. Nothing ever happens at my school, so I can’t very well write...
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Jacob knows of my attraction to men over forty, and last night he said “So, you’ll find me even more attractive when I’m forty. You find me attractive now, so I have nowhere to go but up. I’m feeling pretty good about this.” I told him as long as he dresses like Nick Wooster and grows a sweet ass mustache when he gets older, he’ll be set.
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“After a long day, you just want to go home and shove the closest edible thing...”
– “TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AN ADULT” by Almie Rose (via fuckyeahfunnychicks)
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I’ve worn the same denim vest with my outfits like three days in a row. CAN’T STOP.
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Worst thing ever in the history of the universe: having to ask your mother what doctor she goes to to get her birth control pills.
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